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» Irrational Fears

Many females I know/have known
will squirm, contort their faces into hitherto unseen masks, cover their ears, sing lalala loudly, run away. Just to avoid hearing the word....

'gusset'*

Is this widespread?

*no.3 in all-time fave words list
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 19:45, More)

» Dad Jokes

Every
single time he seen a 'vertically challenged' individual.

'oh look, there's Harry's half-brother'

always nearly loud enough to be embarassing

/relurk
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 14:53, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

forgot this one
A piece of the back garden grass (lawn would be be pushing it) is in fact turf from Celtic Park. It was the corner flag spot from the main stand/rangers end corner, before the great reconstruction of paradise.
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 22:18, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

tenuous link
A nail from a roman fort near Perth (well it looks like a big rust bubble). Since Pontius Pilate was allegedly born around there, it's a nice link with the christian bumper book of fairytales known as the bible.
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 22:14, More)