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Semen Cookbook
I'm about to pop off into the bathroom to knock one out, I'll be ten minutes... then I'll be into the kitchen to knock something up... anybody hungry?
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:01, Share, Reply)

I am aware that semen is a byproduct of a creature with a nervous system, but I am intrigued by the protein possibilities of semen for vegetarians, and its ready accessibility for me.

Those customer reviews...this has to be fake. Please can it be fake?
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:08, Share, Reply)

I hope it's real
Because I want to buy it!

Also, I hope that the recipe on the cover is called a "Cum Caramel", because, the pun possibilities for that book are immense
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:10, Share, Reply)

I'll have a
Fishy omlette please. No salt.
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Louse POKE 35899,0, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:08, Share, Reply)

Cock-a-leekie soup?

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:14, Share, Reply)

I don't know about you
But I can see men all across the country knocking out some of these recipes!
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:16, Share, Reply)

I have the situation in hand right now.

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JamTallons, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:21, Share, Reply)

Spotted dick?

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:26, Share, Reply)

Cocktail sausage.

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JamTallons, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:28, Share, Reply)

Wang sandwich
Sorry. I'm too drunk to pun
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:42, Share, Reply)

Hah.
"I have served guest food with my semen it it before, but not in an "official" recipe, Natural Harvest just reaffirms what I already knew to be true and healthy. "

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(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:31, Share, Reply)