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This is a link post Spike ep1 - "Prince Harry, Paedophiles & Pubic Lice."
Former Daily Star journalist turned tabloid tormenter-in-chief Rich Peppiatt has set out on a series of irreverent online videos aimed at shining a light on "Fleet Street's good, bad, ugly, dumb, dumber and downright deceitful", written in association with some bloke from something called The Media Blog.
(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Caught this earlier
Quite good, I thought.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for posting
Very good. Subscribed.
 (MadBouncyDog Barking at the moon since, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post when I heard about this I thought ooh, that sounds good
when I watched it I thought ooh, someone wants to be Charlie Brooker circa 2008
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post when is that new charlie brooker thing on the telly?
I thought last night but apparently not.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta bud
missed it by a day. And he has that freakishly tall man on it from pointless. A show I love.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pointless is great tv
Richard Osman is far too big (literally) and clever. He's also the creative director at endemol the company behind Charlie Brooker's Screen/Week wipe.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post And was a (non sexual) partner
Of David Walliams according to Walliams' book, but I forget doing what exactly.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
Brooker does it in a sneeringly better way imo.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a brooker fan tbh, but thought this guy came across as a little less...
sneeringly superior. Also, much more focused on the traditional fleet street media the Brooker is.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I managed.............
45 seconds. By then, my brain repeating the word "CUNT" in my immediate consciousness had reached a weird crescendo, a completely off key caterwauling of "CUNT".

I have no idea why my brain did that, but it made the video unwatchable for me.

2/10. He must die harder.
 (Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got about 45 letters in to that....

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you actually read.......
"I managed.............
45 seconds. By then, " ish.

I tell you what, if you can stop reading there, you must surely also have the amazing ability to cut a piss off mid-flow?

You - "MMMMmmm, nice piss...... ooooohhhh coppers / girls / me mam !..... *contracts urethral sphincter*
 (Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your brain isn't directing that word towards him
it's trying to tell you something
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a wit.

(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post you spelt 'tossbag of the highest order' wrong

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shit, sorry.
Is it "spelled" like this:

"A Rory Borealis"?

Give us a clue please mate.
 (Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post For past tense, spelt is perfectly acceptable
although Americans seem to prefer spelled. They also say 'period' instead of full stop. You have a 'period' in your name, therefore you must be a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too easy.
Putting my preferred spelling in quotes got your clout lips twisted eh?
 (Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's taken me a full 20 mins to be arsed to think about replying with the word "period" in a "witty" retort.
Anyway A Rory, here goes:

Was there a long "period" between your mam dropping you on your head as a baby and her getting you to hospital?
 (Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post BLUFF
*flips over card*
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post quite enjoyed that

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:53, , Reply)