Video proves that English kids are cute even with twattish dad
And glad to see them teaching the love of firearms from an early age.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:48, Share, Reply)
And glad to see them teaching the love of firearms from an early age.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:48, Share, Reply)
^ this
I hope that dad felt guilty, especially when the little one says, "it's my present", oozing with gratitude.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:04, Share, Reply)
I hope that dad felt guilty, especially when the little one says, "it's my present", oozing with gratitude.
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CUTE AS A BUTTON! THEY KNOW DAD WELL HE SHOULD BE EMBARASED. KIDS TOLD HIM LOL. GREAT! BEST CHRISTMAS SPRIRIT
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:00, Share, Reply)
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When I were a lad
My fondest dream were a Christmas onion. All we got were a shallot and a skelped arse and we were right 'appy.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:54, Share, Reply)
My fondest dream were a Christmas onion. All we got were a shallot and a skelped arse and we were right 'appy.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:54, Share, Reply)
I prayed to Savile that I got a shallot and skelped arse.
My dad would present me each year with a gift made from my detached gonads.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:03, Share, Reply)
My dad would present me each year with a gift made from my detached gonads.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:03, Share, Reply)
Luxury!
We didn't have no dad. We didn't have no gonads. All we had was permission from our mam to go down t't docks - barefoot, mind - and sell our arses to Nazi sailors. Then she'd boil our heads for Christmas dinner. Only time we et meat all year and we was right thankful I can tell thee.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:39, Share, Reply)
We didn't have no dad. We didn't have no gonads. All we had was permission from our mam to go down t't docks - barefoot, mind - and sell our arses to Nazi sailors. Then she'd boil our heads for Christmas dinner. Only time we et meat all year and we was right thankful I can tell thee.
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pffft. A picturesque childhood worthy of Christopher Marlowe
I was the soup in that there dinner.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:46, Share, Reply)
I was the soup in that there dinner.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:46, Share, Reply)
It just goes to show that buying your kids the expensive crap they've seen on TV is pointless,
as they'd be happy with a fucking walnut. When they hit five and become a bit more aware, you just need to put them in a home until they hit eighteen and can go down the boozer with you.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:27, Share, Reply)
as they'd be happy with a fucking walnut. When they hit five and become a bit more aware, you just need to put them in a home until they hit eighteen and can go down the boozer with you.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:27, Share, Reply)
Or a spoon and a wooden table.
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bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang, bang, bang, OH STOP FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!
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Thank love.
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bang.
bang...bang.
bang, bang, bang.
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