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This is a link post Vintage Innovations catalogue from 1987 I made this!
Hello my little cocks and chicks,

I came across this the other day and thought it was worth scanning in. Basically, this is the IWOOT / ThisIsWhyI'mBroke of its day and yes, I want everything in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post man I had that exact catalouge
it was like an electronic pandoras box for me :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't there a fake one called unnovations?
I think Charlie Brooker wrote and did the art shit for it.
EDIT: found it www.zeppotron.com/unnovations/
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
i had that watch on page 2
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Omnibot rules
Here is a very nice bluetooth mod that some clever chap did:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPcgoNBsedU
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh I had the remote control car on the last page!
Not entirely sure the 18mph claim is valid. Do remember getting it stuck under a few cars though.
 (Danabnormal, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^ this

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post me too
I remember having to buy batteries by the bag load
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never had Omnibot
but I did have the mid-range one, Verbot. You controlled it by recording your voice saying the command you wanted it to do, and it was fucking useless. I also went through loads of those 1 million dollar pens, despite the price tag, could I prevent myself from losing them? No.

edit: OMG, the travel sickness wrist bands, I knew I hadn't imagined those. Yeah, you could buy them, OR you could simply press your fingers into your wrist now that you've figured out that this is all that the wrist band does.
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That does it
I'm getting my plasma ball out later.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
We had the ironing board thingy (good for burning your forearms quite well), the Datacard, the embossing press and I still have the metal detector! If I told you all I wanted was the Rabbit multiplier, would you believe me?
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post RAISE THE TONE OF YOUR STATIONARY WITH THIS EMBOSSING PRESS

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:26, , Reply)