Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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Sublime - My faith in QOTW restoredAnd yet, ...
"So like Van Damme on that fucking lorry advert"
I don't get why both legs had to be apart.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 15:11, 1 reply)
Yeah alright, it wasn't spread apart like Van Dammeit was more like the splits ballet dancers do - one leg forward, one back - but none of them's ever done a telly ad that I can make a cheeky reference to.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 7:19,
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