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All parents lie to their kids. How did your parents lie to you. Perhaps you yourself are a parent and lie to your children, tell us about that too.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:24)
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Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, six-car monobrow
What'd I say?
monobrow
What's it called?
monobrow
That's right! monobrow
monobrow
monobrow
monobrow
I hear those things are awfully loud
It glides as softly as a cloud
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend
What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs
Were you sent here by the Devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level

The ring came off my pudding can
Take my pen knife, my good man
I swear it's Springfield's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice

Monobrow
What's it called?
Monobrow
Once again
Monobrow

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken

Monobrow!
Monobrow!
Monobrow!
Monobrow!

Mono, d'oh!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2017, 8:59, Reply)

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