Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Booze. Always Booze.Company I used to work for had a raffle-book ticket system for complimentary drinks at the staff nights out.
Quick visit to the stationers, and there I am, slurring like a stroke victim, demanding my sixth (and by no means last) quadruple G&T of the evening.
Apparently there was great interest as to who was hoovering up Gordons & Schweppes at such a rate of knots when the bill finally came in.
Cheers
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:56, Reply)
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