Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Prince Charming….Prince Charming….RIDICULE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF…
Unless you throw your teddy (which is probably bigger than you) out of your pram at a little light-hearted pisstaking.
This (hopefully) will result in a peaceful, en masse protest of such actions.
Oi, Purple cunt…This is a PUBLIC FORUM, you shagsack of putrified dog’s pizzle
To be honest, I couldn’t believe it when I saw the Homepage. I wanted to fire straight in with insults, but then thought it might be a wind-up by Rob and I would end up looking like a bigger twat than I did when I did a ‘Bee’ related pun-post.
And that was piss-poor.
Now it looks like this is the real thing….the total, TOTAL fuck-knuckle has threatened to shut B3ta down – bringing in his high priced-lawyers to suffocate our harmless little exercise of FREE SPEECH. Ever heard of that? You purple-paisley pasted poo-pipe pirate.
So MUCH FOR DEMOCRACY EH?
Don’t shit on our doorstep cumsponge.
Oooooh did I hurt your feelings? Fucking Diddums…
SUE ME!
(Oh….and in keeping with the QOTW – this rant is totally free of charge)
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:42,
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Prince.Purple cock.
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Get's A ClickJust for:
You purple-paisley pasted poo-pipe pirate.
You'll get another click if you can come up with a longer P related rant.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:47,
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Good job it's freeI don't think I could afford a rant of such quality!
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