Gleeballs
No reason, just curious. Passing time waiting for the QOTW to change.

*hint CHANGE DAMMIT*
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 9:35, Reply)

At the dentist
Going back about 15 years ago, my dentist was quite a sturdy lady, but as she bent over to examine my teeth I saw quite a bit more than I expected. Suffice it to say that I spent the rest of the consultation (including the xray) feeling as though there was a huge flashing light and a siren over my head saying "hard on"!
( esganorp has no hummus, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 0:53, Reply)

Fanny Batter
I have been watching this subject progress with interest.

On the theme of inappropriatemness. I have taken to calling in at the local chippy on nights when my wife is at work and I have got to sort my own evening meal out. One night last summer I called in there and I was served by a young girl in a white cotton uniform (they all wear them, but she was a) young and b) fit. While I had to wait for the chips to cook I could not help but notice the side on view of her white lacy knickers through the transparent overall.

Needless to say I developed a raging boner and if I could have done so without exciting attention I would have bent her over the counter there and then, hauled her knickers down, and porked her until her teeth rattled.

As it was, I just paid feebly for my fish and chips and left (bent double)

But that night I gave her the benefit of my man fat in a chip-fuelled wank. How said is that, on a scale of 1 to 10. At least an 11.
(Bookman_Oldstyle, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 0:31, Reply)

Bruce...oh Bruce
That bit in Evil Dead 2 when Ash cuts his arm off with the chainsaw while he's laughing...only found this out recently whilst
watching it in the living room with my housemates ,it got so bad I had to go have a sly one afterwards under the guise of "left something in my room".(me=girl btw)


Oh and the shame of it-
Harry Batts from "Dick and Dom in da bungalow"
You'll know if you've seen it.
naebody move!
no one should feel like that watching kids tv on a saturday morning.
(minister of evil, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 0:24, Reply)

Splitter
Anyone else miss a portion of king kong while you had a good long think about the morals of imagining a tiny blonde woman get raped by an enormous gorilla, then spend the rest of the movie looking to see if they had taken the time to CGI his special place. They hadnt.
(Aslan, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 23:48, Reply)