Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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dream shagMy Wife, for a while, had a great habit of sleep-shagging (not a typo). So each morning I would wake with the feeling of having had many wet dreams, and her saying that she had a strange dream in which she is running naked along a train, which goes in and out of giant pink tunnels, while eating a banana. You get the idea.
One time, mid sleep shag, I began the slow drift to wakefulness.
Possibly the greatest feeling ever was, at the same time, having dream sex, and real sex.
Hard to explain, but it was unreal.
Also My Mrs thinks it is cute that she is my dream shag. I think it's a little un-imaginative.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 2:30, Reply)
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