Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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The Lion, the Witch and the WardrobeI was sitting in the cinema a few weeks ago when it suddenly hit me how gagging Susan from the new Narnia movie was. I checked IMDB when I got home and found she was indeed 17, and thus I was morally obliged to wank like a chimp on viagra.
Not that she could ever replace Emma Watson or Meg Griffin though...
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Also, the girl who would be your mentor on level 2 of Pilotwings for the SNES - she was a fox.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 17:51, Reply)
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