Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
Tell us your best airport stories.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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shit !well someone i kno is an air hostess so she has a few good stories but one of the best had to be this one man.
this man was on the plane flying to florida and he got up out of his seat to go to the toilet. well after about 15 minutes the man leaves the toilet.
the next person goes into the toilet and sees basically shit all over the floor and up the walls. air hostesses figure it must be the man so as they go to his seat he is already heading for the other toilet on the plane.
they didn't reach him so he basically shits up the other toilet. long story short the man and his wife had to scrub shit off the wall. what a great start to a holiday for them
(, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 16:58, Reply)
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