Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Brad Pitt anyone?My sister and I were on a flight to San Francisco and I was writing a letter to my friend. I began describing the people on the plane, starting with the nun, then moving on to the lady with pants so tight that her legs sprung apart when she tried to cross them, and then ending at the guy sitting next to my sister.
I looked at his arms first because they were really really big... I was very impressed. Then I looked at the magazine he was reading, which happened to be Vogue. Then I looked at his hair and his sunglasses and found that they looked very familiar...but I didn't know why. We talked to him a little and almost spilled our drinks on him. Once we were off the plane a saw a magazine and realized who I sat next to. It was none other than Brad Pitt!
I was very embarrassed that I hadn't recognized him, but I think that was a welcome relief to him.
(, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 17:06, Reply)
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