That One MateSecond Best Porcupine asks, “can we have another story about that lovable scamp Alan, please?” We all know an “Alan”. Tell us about that one mate who can't help but get in to trouble.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:54)
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There's this guy called Alan, who hangs round a pub near me, and who has two dogs.He is known as Alan Two Dogs. This is the most interesting thing about him.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:32, Reply)
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