Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Sex Toy HumiliationI had a fabulous Jack Russell terrier called Patch as a teenager. I've posted about him before and thinking about him always brings a tear to my eye, so here's the cruellest thing La familie Jugular ever did to wee Patchie!
Picture the Scene:
Christmas day about 10 years ago.
Nan Jugular was coming over, so Ma Jugular suggested that my brother and I may want to put Patch's "toy" away.
The "toy" was a cuddly dalmation Ma Jugular had won at the fair and Patch had taken a liking to. The equivalent of a blow up doll as it were.
So it's Christmas, it's cosy and nice, we're comparing presents, Ma and Pa are cooking Christmas lunch together, my brother and I are trying to persuade Nan to have a go on "Wu Tang - Taste the Pain" when Patch yelps at the door.
I let him in....
He's drags the dalmation into the living room (Christ knows how he got it out of the cupboard, it was twice the size of him) and proceeds to give my Nan a live sex show.
Whilst frantically humping away, he looks directly at my nan as if to say: "Look at me, look what I'm doing, isn't it great?"
All three of us looked on in shock, at first. Then as the tears of hysterical laughter started dripping down my Nan's face, we all cracked up. It wasn't the motion as such but the look of triumph on the dogs face.
Ma Jugular ran in, bright red with embarrassment, to try and drag Patch off the dalmation, which she eventually managed, much to the chagrin of Patch and the helpless fits of laughter from the rest of us.
How cruel is it to laugh and point at someone's sexual performance? Just think...the whole family, and on Christmas day? Tres cruel I think.
EPILOGUE
Once he calmed down he did get some turkey, and this seemed to ease the humiliation, although he did look at us quizzically for the rest of the day. I don't think he understood why we giggled everytime he looked at us.
That dalmation was a dirty bitch though!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 15:41, Reply)
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