Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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No Accident - Deliberate.
Pretty sure I've told this one before but can't find it.
A long time ago when the moon was young and the rocks were soft I lived in Manchester and shared a flat with a bunch of reprobates. An one night I decided to have a long, relaxing bath. The kind with very hot water, a lot of candles, soothing music and a big spliff.
So there I was, drifting away in a hot-water haze when the door suddenly opened and someone dropped a cat on me.
I leave the rest to your imagination but I ended up with a severely clawed leg, knackers, and chest and it took about ten years before I could relax in a bath again.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 3:34,
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Of course candles!How else will he light the spliff?
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Reminds me of that scene in 'The Big Lebowski'when he gets a marmot dropped on him whilst in the bath.
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