When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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a trouser snakeonce vomited on me.
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crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:24,
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Yeah...Sorry about that.
I'll pay for the dry-cleaning.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:25,
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Stop it!My pun glands can't take anymore!
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:26,
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Eh?only one?
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...I was milking it at the time.
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crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:27,
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Is that whenyour hair got crusty?
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althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:30,
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nothat was the crustaceans.
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crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:33,
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^ Hey!That's my joke (see profile for proof)
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K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:43,
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you have to forgive the trouser snakeafter all it is visually impared......
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Just once...?Someone's telling pork-pies and a bag of tripe.
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