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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

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This is a QotW answer The Spurting of the Sea-Penis
Well, it's got to be good with a title like that...
Some years ago I was in Kenya.
I got on a boat tour there, and we chugged out to sea a little way, to a rocky area that had a coral reef down the side of it.

As it was low tide, we got out of the boat, and went for a wander about on top of the rocks, having a look at the wierd and wonderful animals lurking in the pools there.

I found one of these:
www.wwf.org.hk/images/hoihawan/gallery/seashore/1.-Beige-sea-cucumber_ph.jpg

The most phallic creature I've ever seen.
I picked it up, and it spurted a thick stream of a white and ropey fluid, which was caught on the breeze, and splattered across the leg of a nearby 'merkin tourist.

She shot a look of pure venom at me, as I was standing there laughing my arse off, holding a huge brown penis-shaped object.

Turns out that Sea Cucumbers can squirt the stuff as a defence mechanism, and it gums up whatever is trying to attack it.

Glad I wasn't pointing it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:41, closed)
This is a QotW comment The mental image of that made me laugh my arse off.
Have a click.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed in your pint on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:48, closed)
This is a QotW comment heheh
that looks like a chippy sausage with hives
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:51, closed)
This is a QotW comment The white stuff they sprut is actually their own intestines
nice eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:51, closed)
This is a QotW comment @Evilscary
Yep it is!
They just grow them back when they need them.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:53, closed)
This is a QotW comment ^^
"grow them back when they need them" - now there's a handy skill to have
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:51, closed)
This is a QotW comment nice nobbles
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(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:39, closed)
This is a QotW comment Ew!
EW!

and once again EW!
(I helped save b3ta! big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:14, closed)
This is a QotW comment Where is he?
This sounds like something Frankspencer would have something to say about.
Where is he? Has anybody heard from him? I miss him.
*sniffs mournfully*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:30, closed)

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