Once upon a time
an ex of mine didn't get along well with one of my cats. They all liked each other for the first few years. But the love-fest began to wear thin when the younger of the 2 cats stuck his nose in the ex's bum during a bit of sexy-time.

The ex jumped out of bed screaming. Apparently he didn't like the attack of the cat nose.



(pearoast)


(happy now Humpty?)
(flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 17:13, closed)

too inane i'm afriad
go and sit in the corner until you've gained enough B3TA experience to come and play with the boring big goats boys.
( althegeordie reigned in blood somewhere south of heaven, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:18, closed)

*sniffles*
ok....




wait a minute...I've been around longer than you. I just don't post much.....my life is too blah for good stories.
(flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 17:20, closed)

Damn
you noticed.

*sits in corner*
( althegeordie reigned in blood somewhere south of heaven, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:21, closed)

I'm already in this corner..

you might want to try that corner over there...
(flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 17:23, closed)

you know
If you don't grow up, you'll get messaged. I did. Anyone else in the club?
(Mr.Dog is still in love on, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:24, closed)

damn!
I thought I was unique! Fucksocks - don't tell me dad messaged us all?

*picks a corner*
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:26, closed)

I wonder if he found a way to send all those messages
as bulk mail?
(flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 17:47, closed)