When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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I was once having a post-shower napNaked, of course, and the dog came in and tried to bite my cock off. Aaand it thwacked off her nose and sent her scampering off.
Also, my laser-beam armed shark- inflatable though it is so not really an animal- near blinded me this morning by falling off the wall and getting the laser's "on" switch stuck on. Pointing 2" from my eyes when I woke up.
Clearly, animals- real or inflatable plastic- really don't like me!
Also, I feel I really need to learn to reword stories to be more interesting...
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:34,
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