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I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Teddy.
I love dogs and I get along well with almost all of them. My friend has a small psychotic dog named Teddy. There are ongoing jokes about this jerk hiding knives and plans for atomic bombs in his bed. From the moment you enter my friend's house, Teddy does not stop barking. He's a nervous wreck and in need of therapy. Anyway, one day he was bloodthirsty. More so than usual I mean. The jerk sped after me as I was leaving my friend's house. He bit my leg, probably in hopes of ripping it off to use in his satanic worship. I'm terrified of this small pet and practice great caution whenever I see him.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 22:51, Reply)

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