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I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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When animals take a liking to your sibling...
Whilst feeding a pair Shetland ponies, one took a liking to my little brother and decided to mount him.

Once the nag realised there was no where to insert it's pecker, it decided it was hungry instead and began to eat his hair.

Within days of this assualt, the same brother decided it'd be prudent to kick a wasps nest. Poor mite ended up with a face like a bag of spanners.

Throughout these traumatic events, myself and his other older brother didn't lift a finger to help, but did manage to find time to sadistically laugh our knackers off
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 12:52, Reply)

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