When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Teh Crazy LizardMany moons ago, whilst on holiday with my family my younger brother found and captured a rather large lizard in a lunchbox. He then filled the lunchbox with various meats, so the lizard had stuff to eat on the plane home (yes he was trying to smuggle a live lizard in a luchbox). So waiting at the airport my mother finds said luchbox and opens it, presuming it would contain food. Upon opening the box out leaps one fucking angry lizard straight on to my mothers face. Me and my father laugh so hard we nearly pass out, my brother shits himself and my mother falls off her chair and the lizard runs off never to be seen again.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 21:41, Reply)
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