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A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.

What have you invented to get off work?

(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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stitch up
i used to have a saturday job working at m+s, i'd take the deliveries at some horrific hour in the morning, dragging crates of food off a lorry into a walk in fridge. (as you can imagine, it's a pretty grim job on a hangover)

i'd been around a mates, there were a few of us and we'd been up all night, alas i was still up by the time i had to make 'the call'. this was 5mins before the delivery was due, and i did feel bad, as i'd left a 60 year old guy to unload a whole hgv on his own.

this was compounded by all my mates shouting "he's faking" in unison during the call.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 8:43, Reply)

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