Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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My 'exploded eye'...A few years ago,I was given an opportunity to meet my favorite band at the time,but only if I went to Iceland... This was during term time,but I figured I had 2 years of school left,and this was a once in a lifetime kinda thing,so I had to go. I didnt give the teachers a note,and just hoped they wouldnt notice Id gone.
After a week in the clean Icelandic air,and free from the stress of school,my teenage acne improved no end,and I was glowing and healthy when I returned to school. So when I was called up to explain to my form teacher why Id been off,I was a bit screwed as I looked so healthy. Then I remembered I had a small bloodshot patch in my eye. So...My exaplanation for a week off school- "Errm,my eye exploded,umm,its a bit bloodshot now"...
I am such a spacker.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 9:10, Reply)
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