Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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"For quality control and training purposes..."A mate of mine worked in a call centre, and told me about a colleague who phoned in sick one morning.
After a pleasant chat about the previous night's drinking binge, he confided to my mate that he'd pulled a hot bird who was a student, and was therefore prepared to spend the whole day in bed. The lucky guy had decided to call in sick as he "had only taken 2 of his sick days so far this year." He then asked my mate to transfer him to the line manager.
Unfortunately during call monitoring that week, the conversation was picked up, and the bloke was called into the office and given a written warning.
Apparently the shag was worth it tho.
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(, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:38, Reply)
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