Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Best ExcuseMy partner's friend (yeah, yeah, I know...) had to call in after a nasty case of the runs. So this was actually a *real* sick day. Unfortunately, it appeared he had an arsehole for a manager, as well as his main problem. After talking to this manager for 5 minutes, explaining that he wasn't dying, but going to the loo constantly at work was an uncomfortable experience, the anal-intensive manager told him to do better than that.
In a shout that could apparently be heard on phones on the other side of the room, he screamed "Okay, you cunt, I'm pissing out of my arsehole."
He got the day off. Managers, beware. Don't ask for more details. You don't want to know.
(, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 21:34, Reply)
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