Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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cant come in, i'm sickme: cant come in, i'm sick
boss: oh dear, how sick are you
me: i'm in bed with my sister
what a lame way to stumble into this place
also had a really bad bout of migranes
only got them when i wanked though
still took the time off and got many a headache, come on, what the fuck else do you do when you pull a sickie
the pills i took were a treat too, just got you very giggly and useless, always made school more fun,
"erm i've got a headache, can i have one of these"
*cue a gigling little cunt at the back of the classroom*
length, girth, i really dont care, as for this being lame, erm, thats just unlucky
(, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 0:28, Reply)
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