BabysittersDazbrilliantwhites asks: You've had them and maybe even have been one. Or maybe you were once babysat by someone who is now a notorious serial killer. Tell us your stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:15)
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I was on holiday in San Franciscowhen I was a lad.We struck up a friendship with some American kids. We'd go out and make mischief down by the waterfront and generally mess about.
One day we were walking along and we saw this awesome tree to climb. It was in someone's garden, but we figured that it was such a big garden we wouldn't be spotted. One of the American kids was climbing the tree when a branch couldn't take his weight (he was American after all) and he slipped.
The kid fell out of the tree and landed on an apiary. There was an almighty crash and then the buzzing howl of a lot of pissed off now-homeless insects.
"MY ASS!" he cried as we realised they must've got up his shorts and be stinging his privates. It was later we found out that when he fell some had been squeezed up his sphincter and he'd had to push them out. All in all a painful experience.
And that's the tale of the Bay Bee-shitter.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:47,
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I just groaned out loud.and not in a sexual way.
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Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:47,
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