Ha
In turn, you've reminded me of another tale.

There was a massively obese lad at school who one of my friends lived in the same street as. He absolutely swore that he'd been round the Fat Kid's house when he was 10 and the Fat Kid's Mum (who was also huge) was sat in an armchair, eating a whole roast chicken with her hands.

On the coffee table, there were the remains of two further chickens and two empty bottles of Safeway Cola.

I was always unsure whether this was schoolboy hyperbole or not, but his Mum really was very, very fat, so you never know.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:43, 1 reply)

That sounds far too detailed to be made up! :)
We had a similar tale of a schoolfriends large parents who ate/drank cereal directly out of the plastic bag that it comes in (out of the box) after pouring milk into it.
( Evil Bastardo, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:53, closed)

Well, it saves on the washing up I suppose

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:20, closed)

I'm a little like that now
but if I'm ever having visitors - let alone kids - I clean the place till it chuffing sparkles
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:53, closed)