Has the word babysitter in.
A policeman patrolling a seedy part of town finds a 9 year old boy wandering around at 3am. The boy tells him he is looking for a whore.

Policeman: Why are you looking for a whore?
Boy: So I can get a sexually transmitted disease
P: Why do you want a sexually transmitted disease?
B: Because I'm going to go home and fuck the babysitter and give it to her.
P: Why would you give her a disease?
B: Because she will fuck my dad, and give it to him. He'll fuck my mum and give it to her and she'll fuck the gardener and give it to him. Thats who I'm really after.
P: Why are you after the gardener?
B: He squashed my frog.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:27, 3 replies)

pfft

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:40, closed)

Clicky
But isn't the boy supposed to be dragging the dead frog on a string when the policeman greets him?
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:22, closed)

Tortoise
(Benzyl, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 17:48, closed)