BabysittersDazbrilliantwhites asks: You've had them and maybe even have been one. Or maybe you were once babysat by someone who is now a notorious serial killer. Tell us your stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:15)
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Having two older brothersI never had a babysitter.
However my two brothers were sadists. Off the top of my head I can remember they :
Chased me round the house throwing darts at me till I went head first through a glass door (got off lightly with seven stitch's in my leg).
Got me to play a game where they threw darts and I had to kick them away. Result = dart in leg an trip to hospital for a tetanus injection.
Invented a game where I hold a thin bamboo stick and try to knock away the iron rod they threw at me (missed my eye by half an inch leaving a scar that took a few years to fade away).
Regularly got one of their mates to come round for a boxing match with me. Don't know why I fell for this one as it was basically a guy four years older than me punching me in the face till I cried.
Held me down and farted on my head.
Played the spit game - one brother would sit on my chest, the other would hold my arms - then one would let out a long stringy piece of flob and let it dangle over my nose, suck it in a bit then let it out till I eventually screamed and he was able to let it drop in my mouth.
It all stopped eventually when I waited till one of them went to bed, then unearthed his secret matchbox collection and set light to it - under his bed.
I did get a beating for that but thankfully by the time they had to babysit again we had a video player and from then on we'd just watch porn or video nasties :D
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)
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