What's needed here is some stories told by REAL GIRLS, about how they went on a date with a guy, but he was a dweeb
So they went home, and their attractive female flatmate was still up, and they talked about the date, and how men are bastards, and how they both drank some wine, and got a bit tipsy, and then decided to get it on together.

In detail.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:24, 6 replies)

Seconded
Any such accounts will by definition be true, what with this being QOTW.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:26, closed)

Thirded

(bottle_cap, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:12, closed)

Girls?
There are no girls on the internet. Tsk.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:14, closed)

Erm... I'm a girl and I've done this
She wasn't that attractive, though we both have massive tits, if that's any consolation.

Can't recall episode in detail. Too drunk. You'll have to use your imaginations.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:54, closed)

That's...
...that's like leading customers into the VIP lounge of a 5-star restaurant and serving them dry cream crackers in place of a meal. OK, buttered cream crackers for the massive tits bit.

But still. I reserve the right to object on principle.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:13, closed)

POIcantevenbebothered

(McChinaman banned, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:40, closed)