BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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new years evecountry pub in cheshire, 25 of us had left it til the last minute and the 70's night with food and drinks included was the only option left.
we got a big table near the food, which was due to be scarfed down at about 9pm. at 7pm they were setting it all up. and my pissed up and scatty as hell friend joanna decided she neeeeeeded a sausage roll.
so she leaned over, figuring that if she pinched the barmanageress' arse, the woman would not be able to see who it was and would be sufficiently distracted for jo to commit the perfect crime.
only (i) it was obviously a sh1t idea and (ii) jo has the subtlety of a rutting fire engine. so the manageress turns round in outrage to find jo with one hand full of arse, one hand full of stolen sausage roll and a mouth spraying beer everywhere with glee at her own stroke of genius.
result? all thrown out, barred for life. 25 of us spent the rest of the evening sneaking back in through the fire escape one at a time.
it was sh1t, we'd have been better off partying in the lane with some special brew.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 12:17,
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