Blue Collar workers are the best
I worked in a factory for 5 yrs and there were no end of bastards and weirdos. There was the guy who got busted knocking one out in the toilet not once, but twice, the Indonesian guy who used to salute all the white bosses and mutter under his breath when anyone of colour went past, the maintenance guy who used to wear shrek ears permanently and who came to the xmas party off his nut and tried selling his stash off to some managers to buy booz and my colleague who I had the pleasure of sharing an office with who had not even heard of the concept of blowing your nose. He used to let it run down his lip and he would sniff loudly at the same time as licking his snot. Lovely!

However the champion bastard was this guy who came to our xmas party one year and hooked up with the company secretary. This in itself wasn't too bad, but I felt sorry for his wife(of only 6 months) when he returned home the next day and promptly moved out his stuff from the house and told her he was moving in with aforementioned secretary.
The next year at our xmas party his now ex-wife turned up with her new beau and phoned him and said she was outside the party and would like a chat. He went for the 'chat' outside only to return to the safety of the xmas party because he had seven shades of sh*t kicked out of him and he needed to get an ambulance. Needless to say the MD was not happy with the blood on the dancefloor and he was summoned to the office on the monday and got a severe bollocking.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:38, Reply)