Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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"Vietnam? Didn't we have a war with them or summat?"*facepalm*
Edit: Being called "old" for knowing who John Wayne was.
Oh, and being called "Jeeves" for actually knowing how to work out a percentage.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 19:54, closed)
John Wayne?You old bastard.
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my_cat_has_no_shoes meh meh meh MEH MEH, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:15,
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pfftus youngsters know it as the "post fake tanning session walk"
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:48, closed)
I feel your pain on the last one;I worked with someone who couldn't do decimals.
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Bob Todd, Groincrusher General jobby jobby plop plop, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:41,
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Imagine trying to explain to a group of people who aren't fluent in Englishthat multiplying by 0.76 is the same as multiplying by 76 and dividing by a hundred...
Or that 60% of something is the same as 3/5, so it was possible with smallish numbers to do it in your head.
Even the customers got amazed at that one. I fear for the human race at times.
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