Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Right!A female friend who was a bit of a practical joker once put her freshly-worn brassiere in a stew I was cooking, fishing it out before I noticed. Not surprisingly, she declined the stew and awaited events.
About an hour later I had the familiar gurglings and general downward pressure that required evacuation. IMMEDIATE evacuation. As I rushed to the bog, griping guts bending me double, she started laughing and hooted after my bogwards-scuttling self "You know what you've got!"
Wait for it.
"Bra-stewed colic!!"
Out-convolute THAT fucker, Pooflake!!
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You can't see meSo I'll decribe it for you.
I am pulling a mong face at you.
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Oh, the pain...I'm going to treat this as an open challenge, but have to think about how to respond.
Oh: I know. I amused some free bees.
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:01,
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Oh no!!I feel a pun-off coming on.....
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Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:08,
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You started me off....You've started 'sir' off!!
Go and stand in the naughty corner and think about what you've done...
Whilst I think of even crapper ones...
Where's Apeloverage when you need him?
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Pooflake ...time of death, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:46,
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