Quick 'n' Dirty... I can do better.
My brother has a couple of dogs, both of them bought from a local sheep-farmer who didn't want them. He claimed that they were no use, since they were apparently petrified by the sound that sheep make. The sheep themselves weren't too bad - but when they vocalised, the dogs would simply come to a grinding halt and look a little as though they'd been hit on the head.

They were baa-stunned collies.




/coat, you say?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:08, closed)

argh!!
*buries head in hands, cries*
(crackhouseceilidhband If there's one thing you can say about mankind..., Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:11, )

Braaaaaavo
Excellent mon brave!
"click"
(Captain Placid You say psycho like it's a bad thing, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:11, )

hehe!
there's plenty of mileage in these jokes yet...
(BobFossil is thinking with her Shatner's Bassoon, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:19, )

BobFossil
Go on, then. Do your worst.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:20, )

posts
like these make me think it must be Wednedsay. I am disappointed to discover it's still only Tuesday.
(crackhouseceilidhband If there's one thing you can say about mankind..., Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:31, )

Arf!
Nicely!
( Devil_In_Tights doesn't care if you are Valerie Singleton nude..., Tue 29 Jan 2008, 14:34, )