Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Just musingNot a proper post, flame me if you will, but I'm sure I cannot be the only person this week thinking:
FUCK! If this many morons, perverts, half-wits and plain old cunts are inhabiting the labour market, why in the name of all things fluffy and nice am I stuck in a shitty job doing crappy tasks for pathetic remuneration?
To any employers out there: I'm polite, respectful, hygienic, hard-working (only lurk on b3ta when there's nothing else to do), literate, numerate, able to use office applications, and leave all my perversions at home.
Can I have one of these nice-sounding jobs that a cnut has been removed from please? (North East England region preferred)
(, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 18:22, 3 replies)
Flame? Not at allI've been stuck in the crappy job position and have nothing but sympathy. Forget NE England, Scotland's much better. Jobs going a-begging in the capital.... just a thought.
EDIT: you might have to sell some internal organs to buy a house, mind!
(, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 18:25, closed)
unfortunatelythe truth seems that being a cnut of a most thorough variety is the best way to advance yourself in the workplace
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 0:25, closed)
What I would love to know......is how many of these cee-nuts work for the man in some role. Every workplace hitler or r-tard I have ever encountered has worked for the Government. It must attract these people.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 11:07, closed)
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