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(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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How I was worried sick (may contain too much information)
I have a muscle toner, and thought it may offer some hands-free stimulation. But the pads were quite large and the one I attached to my barse dug into the very top of my inside leg. So I got a set of small self-adhesive pads off ebay, the sort that are used in facial toners.

After a bit of experimentation, I got them in the right position. One at the base on the body side, and one underneath where the scrotum joins the penis. I started cranking up the power and the tingling was enough to give me a serious boner. I turned it up some more and it was causing the muscle to flex, the muscle you use to make your penis lift up and down.

Normally when lying on my back I can achieve a good 30 degrees lift by myself, using electricity it went to 45 degrees. I lowered the frequency from a 2 second pulse to one that was about 0.2 seconds, which was also slightly higher power. My member almost rose almost perpendicular and was hard enough to knock nails in with. With the addition of a bit of manual help, I was done in no time at all. I cleaned up and put the device away.

Later that day, something didn't feel right. The end felt a bit numb. I could feel me touching it when I went for a pee, and I could feel pain as I nipped the skin with my nails, but there was no pleasurable feeling. Later that night in bed, Mrs SLVA did her usual trick of fruiting me up enough to get me going and then just abandon me. I couldn't get it up, I got a semi at most. I claimed I was tired.

I wasn't tired, I was worried. Had I burnt out my penis? Had I somehow damaged certain nerves, the wrong bloody ones as far as I was concerned. I was panicking inside now. We have quite an active sex life considering we've been together over 20 years and the thought that it might be over was scaring me. It seemed the thought was enough to get me erect, but there was no sensation to keep it there and it would go down again very quickly. And this was during her post-menstrual week of unstoppable horniness.

That's how it was for almost 6 days, then suddenly it wore off and I was no longer impotent. Thank Christ.

I won't be doing that again.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

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