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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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not me, but a girl at school
late for class one day, the teacher said "don't you know it's common courtesy to apologise for being late?"
to which she replied "actually, I'm not common"

brilliant (and I got to see her bra once!)
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 16:28, Reply)

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