You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Best Comebacks | Search

This is a question Best Comebacks

At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
Pages: Best, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Back

This is a QotW answer Longish story
We got a new filing cabinet at work (thrilling, I know), and Ben (the copy boy) said "We should put a plant on top of that."
Anne, a woman with a low opinion of Ben retorted with "We should put you [Ben] on top of it."
Quick as a flash, I came back with "He said a plant, not a vegetable."
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 18:12, closed)

« Back

Pages: Best, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1