MY best come back was a few days ago.
At work we have this boring greasy haired bastard (who incidentally is a year older than me but looks like 10 years older). Every morning he tells someone a story (which is loud enough for all in the workshop to hear)and then he tells another person the same story (they have already heard it you borin bastard, but I digress)

Apparently Mr Boring Bastard (as he shall be called) went away last weekend. HE said he was walking down the seafront when "I saw two young girls wlaking down the seafront, they must have been 10 or 12, nearly reaching puberty. What they were wearing shocked me. Its no wonder there are so many paedophiles around with girls walking round like that!!"

To which I replied "Why??? Did they give you a Hard on????" Whole workshop erupted in laughter, boring bastard left quiet. My crowning glory.
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 21:00, Reply)