Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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MemoriesSlightly crap this one, but good memories for me.
My 16 year old brother was having his friends round for some 'parents away smoking/drinking' fun one night and he 'let me' sit with them (I was 13 at the time), he proceeded to take the piss out everything in that classic nineties sarcasm, assumingly in an attempt to impress the two girls who had come along.
Anyway, we were watching a terrible film with Mario Van Peebles escaping from a prison in an open top Jeep. As the bullets shot around the open frame my brother (sarcasm set to 10) offered "Hnh! NICE choice of car!" to which I replied "Yes. Because when you break out of prison you get a real choice". Oh the laughter more than made up for the beating.
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moonjam, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 21:16,
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