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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Some possible responses to unoriginal insults:

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!"
"No, you're a cunt"

"If wit were shit, you'd be constipated!"
"But you'd smell like wit..."

"Talk to the hand"
"Fuck off hand"
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 21:32, Reply)

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