Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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One summerI was having lunch with my family, and my brother was complaining about his incompetent co-workers, and how one of them had been forgetting to lock the storage freezer (ice cream shop) at night.
"How many years do you spend pissing on the seat before someone tells you to aim for the bowl?" He remarked, making an analogy.
"You took four, dear." Replied our mother.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 22:07,
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