Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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not mine mk3I've heard Stephen Fry recount an occasion on which Peter Cook was cooly drinking in the Playboy Club in New York, only to to witness a 'bunny girl' getting harassed by some petulant lump of lard. Peter went over to the fellow and told him to relax, at which point the man screamed "Do you know who I AM?". Peter picked up the club microphone and adressed the whole building with "Sorry to interrupt your evening, Ladies and Gentlemen, but we have a man at reception who doesn't know who he is. If anyone could identify him, the management would be most grateful".
With everyone laughing at him, the little man turned to the Bunny girl and said "Fuck you lady!", to which Cook quickly cut "Sorry chum, there's a queue for that too."
Genius!
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moonjam, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 23:14,
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