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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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A friend...
...of mine, whenever faced with an insult, would reply with one of two variations: i)"YER MAM" (in the best mushybees style) or ii)"No thanks mate, I'm not hungry".

These retorts were often so utterly devastating to the assailant that it often required them to receive mental health care for the shock they had sustained.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 0:48, Reply)

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