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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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This is a QotW answer Probably already here about
six or seven times, but what the hell...

Unknown lady: "Sir, If you were my husband, i'd poison your tea."
Winston Churchill: "Madame, if you were my wife i'd drink it."
The man is a veritable goldmine of these.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 10:05, closed)

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